Honestly, I had forgotten that I had a blog. Four years ago I posted a few funny observations, sure that no one would read them, and I was right. In fairness to you, there was no reason to read them, as they weren't actually funny. So close to five years later, I've decided to go another direction with this, hear me out:
I spend most days full of anxious, nervous energy. Oddly, it generally manifests itself into apathy and avoidance of work. Unless of course that work involves masturbation, in which case I have reaching new levels of achievement. It has become clear that I need an outlet for all things rattling around in my mind. I don't know if anyone will read this but I hope so. I saw 61 people actually read what I had previously written...61! And a few from Vietnam, which tells me they have fuck-else to do there.
So I decided to blog about dating and my life as a 30-something in that world. Maybe it'll be funny, or interesting, hopefully not depressing. Anyway, if nothing else I hope it'll be fun to read.
Briefly about me: 30 year old male, divorced, no kids or pets. I'm college educated but I have the sense of humor of a derelict high school sophomore. Most of my stories will be crude, long and with marginal use of correct punctuation.
So this is Day One.
